Top 10 reasons you DO NOT want Darth Vader for a room-mate

  1. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.
  2. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.
  3. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.
  4. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."
  5. Burnt holes in the walls three times last month from lightsaber practice
  6. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.
  7. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.
  8. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."
  9. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.
  10. He's Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.

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